Friday 21 January 2011

A little of James

I need to record some of James' prized sayings somewhere, because lately they have me in stitches fairly often and I really want to remember them, so here it goes:

'Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a Kitty Cat.'

I am busy putting washing into the washing machine and James comes up to me with a Magnetic 'a' on his finger and tells me its a wedding ring, so I ask him who he is married to, his reply 'No Mommy, you get a wedding ring when you are old and you put washing in the washing machine.'

'Mommy, can I be a princess when I am older?'

And then on another occasion when he would not listen to me, I asked if there was something wrong with his ears, his response 'Yes', Me, 'Whats wrong?', his reply ' They don't move.'

And then one that I am sure will make him blush one day, we are busy potty training, and it is going really well, we have mostly dry days, Yay! But, yesterday after he had no bottoms on I found him, um, humping(?) the radiator in the bathroom so I naturally had to ask what he was doing, his response 'warming my winkie'.